Bang Bang - Review
Here's what happens in the first 10 minutes of Bang Bang!, the official remake of Knight and Day and proof that Bollywood has the singular skill of being able to take even the stupidest of films and make it even stupider. An Indian army official named Viren Nanda (Jimmy Sheirgill) walks into the MI6 office in London. The British have in their super cool prison a dangerous criminal named Omar Zafar (Danny Denzongpa). The Indian government has been hunting for Omar and now, they're drawing up a new extradition treaty that will let India drag scum like Omar back home from London. Omar, notable for having blue eyebrows, is sitting in his prison cell, eating Pizza Hut pizza, which immediately makes you feel sorry for him. Viren gives Omar a lecture about how his time is up, but his puffed chest is deflated quickly when the MI6 is invaded by Omar's men. Viren is killed while Omar strides into freedom, accompanied by his sidekick Hamid (Jaaved Jaffrey), who — judging from his bla...